You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I have feelings that need drinking.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I have aggressive nipples.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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