Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I had to cum in my sink.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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