help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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