I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
