is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Randomize