and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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