how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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