What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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