i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
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