It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Houston, we have a blender
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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