it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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