the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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