Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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