His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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