Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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