the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
i think im in europe. pls send help
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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