We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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