Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
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Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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