Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
