is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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