ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
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Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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