i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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