I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Randomize
