Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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