taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize
