i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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