Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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