i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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