Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
