found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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