I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
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just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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