I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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