Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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