I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
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for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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