Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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