Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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