for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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