Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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