Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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