he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
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I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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