i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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