Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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