11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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