He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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