at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
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I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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