I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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