ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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