A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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