It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
My pussy is not your playground.
you didnt know i had herpes?
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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