Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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