theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
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Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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