I smell stomach acid.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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